Things each 1D member once said!

It says do not dail 9 so i dailed 9

it says do not dial 9.. so i dialled 9

"Louis:I've always live and breathe Dodgeball, its just such a big part of me (Have you ever played Dodgeball before Louis) Louis: No, I never played

"WoT?"

"GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION"

"36+6=38"

BIG RED BUS

I like girls who eat carrots 🥕

36 + 6 = 38!

AHH THE LIGHT

And I'm jennifer

I like girls who…eat carrots 🥕

does anyone hear running watah?

“we’re doing it the tommo way” *collapses*

"No!" Jimmy protested

Kevin!

I put my hat on what the hell does it look like?

SHES MINE

"Well, well, well."~louis "no the cat doesn't talk louis!" ~ james

“its like them fookin avocados!” 😠

I like girls who eat carrots🥕

“fank you niall 🙄✋”

"Fank you niall🙄✋"

liam lives a CRAZY life

“I see a wall as a wall”

Just chillin out in me box 😎

"we took a chonce"

“It’s Sir Niall to you”💗💅🇮🇪

"Baby, if you say you want me to drive, to kfc"

“My guitar, my golf clubs….my girlfriend…..in no particular order cause I’ve named them horribly wrong…”

Potatooooooo!!!!!!

Pranks, laughs, ohHh

pop sugar pop sugar sugar pop pop

"it's sir to you. Don't call me Niall. It's sir"

Come on barbie let's go party ah ah ah yeah

Look fab feel fab

I'd rather play with paper airplanes and be called a boy than play with girls hearts and be called a man

why? are you asking me out?

Nice nice nice 👍Cool cool cool👌🏻but instead 🙃it’s jab jab jab 👆🏻push push push ✋🏻not nice 🤨

"well i tell you what sherlock holmes.. you are unbelievable"

"To the girls who are beautiful and don't know it, heads up... Your beautiful😉"

come on barbie let's go party ha ha ha yeah

pranks, laughs, oh

I''m tired and it''s winter

“im not feeling fabulous”

Uhmmm Londons quiteee… BIG, louis: “what are you saying?”

"This is a family show..or is itt"

"WE ARE MEN💪🏻 We're men🧚‍♀️"

“Londons…quite…big.”

Im so sorry i was having a wee. What did we win?

"I'd do Niall"

Simple, but effective.

Will you be the little to my mix?

"I, like, serve."

I always say I don't like a girl who spits..

“5 lads laddy lads having a laugh”

Get out of my kitchen!

simple but effective

"Excuse me liam."

this is a family show... or is it?

i'm her bestie, i'm her bestie

Crying....but in a cool way

"WHOAAAT ArE yOu cRaiZy? yOu didNt tEll HIM"

“Vas Happening !!!”

“minions make me so happy”

“I through a tv out a window”

I can't dance *2 seconds later 🕺*

"Im just a little boy from Bradford, and now Im smashing it"

🫨iiii dRaNk tOo mUcH eNeRgY jUuiCe🫨

I wouldn't date any of you cause none of ya picked me

"can you draw me zayn." "No, I don't like you"

“i’m just a little boy from Bradford now i’m smashing it”

“i didn’t learn anything in japan 😎”

🤘aLl dAy AlL nIgHt dJ MaLiK dJ MaLik 🤘

"Louis you idiotttt!!"

“Vas happening doll”

“I’m A vamPire Get AWay😈”

One day I came home and my turtle was.. missing a foot

VAS HAPPENIN CELINEEEE

niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy and zayn pirouette and louis do the splits and liam you stay exactly where you are cause you are perfect”

“Harry she’s five!”

vas happenin celine?!?!

“older women love me ESPECIALLY YA MUM”

I have a fear of spoons..

“yOu DoNt eVeN wAnNa KnOw😏”

Vas happening potatoes

"Harry does fall, a lot on stage, and he likes woman of a certain a-a-age." 🎵

Boom!! Oh for gods sake Niall! Ahhh! For the benefit of the radio, Niall’s just dropped his tea

"Forget what you learnt in scouts payno, we're doing it the tommo way!" **collapses** "Louis you idiot!!"

KEVIN !!