Ibiza

Really expensive. The place to be tho.

Easy and cute

Very iconic and super easy for lunch. No dinner

Amazing lunch spot. Beach is shit tho

Only evening

Chill cute nice restaurant. It’s a good Italian spot bc there are always Italians. Good food. Nice for friends or family dinners.

Great for family launch. Zero fancy. If you are hunting don’t go there. Locals and married dudes. If you want to follow the money es torrent is way better. Or actually go to Formentera to el pirata o juan y Andrea. A Lot of loaded idiots there and it’s so much fun to get drunk to be honest

Great spot for late lunch and to get shot faced. Best hamburguers on earth for later at night (Vicio burguers) Good music a good crowd. A lot of cool Spanish young people.

Very beautiful spot in dal villa. Nice for a date or small groups. They have a club downstairs. Nothing to crazy. Nice spot for couples dinner and a few drinks

Very mainstream. Nice spot w huge Djs. Personally too hot but it’s not their fault, they can’t fight the hot as hell ibiza summed temperature. I lot of crypto bros w flashy watches at the table area and a lot of all included wristbands bros in the dance floor. If you have frizzy hair, good luck. You won’t have any decent pics you’ll be able to post to prove you were there

My fav club to date. Really cool Djs. More underground. It’s always pretty packed but what isn’t in ibiza. Afterlife , black coffee and Martinez brothers are my fav nights.

I’ve got some good memories there. Interesting ratio hooker/ old billionaire/ tech bro. Solomon is worth the effort but make sure you have a table. The dance floor is a fckng war zone. I’m armpit height so it’s too much for me. Music on is very packed one as well. Darker crowd in terms of lifestyle no skin color. I used to enjoyed it. Not that much anymore. I guess I’m getting old

Used to be my fav spot. Specially the backstage (terrace) area. The crowd there was the best. Really cool international people. Now everyone can get in so it’s over packed and you run into people you don’t really want to see. It’s still one of my favs tho. They are really good in terms of scouting new upcoming Djs. Music is the best

No one knows the fuck we’ll be getting ourselves into. But I’m pretty confident it’ll be the place to be this summer. Good residencies already closed. I’m excited

Great music and crowd. Friday and sat. Very cute spot. A lot of locals and young crowd. Good for dinner and pregaming

If I was a trustee I wills buy all my clothes there. Very expensive. But you’ll find legit treasures. Celebs spot store in ibiza by far

Cute flea market. So fucking hot tho. But it’s a must go if you are hippie chic not cheap. I said hippie CHIC. More chic that hippie